ROTFLMAO: Do You Think Obama Will Befriend me on Facebook?

Obama is now in full campaign mode--as if he wasn't before. Has there been a month he hasn't raised money for his presidential campaign? Dear Leader will look to the young minds full of mush in hopes the 18-21 year old voters will forgive him over his illegal war in Libya, over look the massive amount of debt he will leave them once he leaves office, and hope he convince them hope and change is still coming even though they can't find jobs.

To do this, Obama is going to have a Facebook town hall meeting. OMG, OMG, do you think he will befriend me if I send him a friend request?

So for the next year and a half, we are going to get the scripted version of Obama turning his head right to left, reading his teleprompter, and basically saying nothing like he did in 2008. He knows the most gullible of the voters are the ones he needs to pull this off, therefore he is going to where the mindless gather to play on imaginary farms and engage in imaginary mob wars while spending credits to find out who thinks you are a good kisser--Facebook. Perhaps, he will promise the imaginary farmers on Facebook some imaginary farm subsidies.