In the happy liberal city of San Francisco where sodomy and drugs are celebrated freedoms by the culture, the Happy Meal is illegal. That's right, it's easier to find two men working on their plumbing than it is to find that latest McDonald's Happy Meal Toys from Rio, The Ice Age movies packaged along with a cheeseburger, fries, and soft drink. Think about that for a moment.
Now New York City wants to follow. They plan to ban the Happy Meal too. New York City councilman Leroy Comrie, or is the Leroy Commie, introduced a bill that would make it illegal in NYC for fast food companies to provide a toy with any meal.
Of course, New York City is quickly becoming a city of food nazis. Remember the same people banned trans fats, have told some cafeterias that serve city employees how many calories a drink can have, and even tried banning salt. All the while, businesses are closing up in New York City because of high taxes and over regulations and city councilmen like Leroy Commie are busy trying to tell parents how to feed their children.