Keep in mind General Platt is not a member of the military, but he is a former American Idol one-hit-wonder. It appears the Department of Homeland Security have bought the rights to the song "Pants on the Ground" to instruct airline passengers to drop their pants while they are in line in security to make the job of the TSA easier.
The TSA will be able to conduct a more conclusive test to ensure no Caucasian in a Hawaiian shirt headed to Disney World with his three daughters and loving wife has a bomb strapped to their male member. It has been the actual policy of the TSA to require women wearing tight mini skirts who opt out of the naked full body scanners to remove their skirts.
