Introducing the Girls of the TSA Pin Up Girl Calendar: The Perfect Calendar for Americans who Love Naked Body Scanners and TSA Groping at the Airport


Order your Girls of the TSA calendar today! It's perfect for the holidays.

Looking for that perfect holiday gift for that Tea Party hater on your Christmas list who believes the Federal Government can do no wrong? Then the Girls of the TSA calendar may be what you are looking for. It features the hottest women working for the TSA in classic pin up girl poses featuring all the latest technology found in airports across the country.

Here's an example of the hot women working for the TSA that modeled for the calendar:




This is just four months of the year. There are eight other months that are so hot, we can't even show them on this Web site.

It's so erotic and sensual that Janet Napolitano, Big Butch, I mean Big Sis hasn't been able to put the Girls of the TSA Calendar down since her's arrived at the Department of Homeland Security. She sure is proud of the TSA and she says after looking at the calendar she may consider getting naked for her full body pat down and may even considering for next year's Girls of the TSA calendar, whose funds will go to research even more intrusive government Fourth Amendment killing policies and develop more big brother technology.

So get yours today so you can see all the sexy TSA women of the TSA who posed for the calendar in some of the most provocative pictures ever produced by the United States government. Supplies are limited and you won't want to miss this chance to own a piece of American history that represents the death of the Fourth Amendment brought to you by the Department of Homeland Security, the same people who are working to erase Benjamin Franklin from the history books.