Grandma Got Ran Over by Obama: Holiday Music by the Mike Church Band

GRANDMA GOT RUNOVER BY OBAMA
Lyrics by: Mike Church

grandma got runover by THE PAY CZAR
walking HOME FROM PROTESTS christmas eve
you could say OBAMAS NOT A COMMIE
but as for me and grandpa we believe

she'd been WRITING STUFF ON HER BLOG
THAT WE BEGGED HER NOT TO POST
THEN THEY TAXED HER medication 
AND SAID C OH TWO WAS CAUSING IT TO SNOW

when we found her Christmas morning
BILL IN HAND FOR THE NEW TAX
she had TEABAGS IN HER LEFT HAND
IN HER RIGHT A SIGN THAT SAID IMPEACH BARRACK

grandma got runover by THE AIR CZAR
walking HOME FROM PROTESTS christmas eve
you could say OBAMAS NOT A COMMIE
but as for me and grandpa we believe


NOW WE’RE WATCHING OUT FOR grandpa
he's been PROTESTING AS well
see him in there watching FOX NEWS
PIMPS AND HOES AT ACORN SURE CAN MAKE HIM YELL

its not christmas without grandma 
OUR TEA PARTIES dressed in black
AS WE WATCH OBAMA BLUNDER
WHILE WE WONDER IF WE’LL GET OUR FREEDOMS back?
(GET them back!? YEAH!)

grandma got runover by THE WREATH CZAR
walking HOME FROM PROTESTS christmas eve
you could say OBAMAS NOT A COMMIE
but as for me and grandpa we believe

now the BILL is on the table
and the PRICE TAG IS SO BIG (ah!)
THERE’S NO GOLD and silver DOLLARS
that would FUND THE CZAR’S TAKEOVER OF OUR PIGS
 
i've warned all MY STATES’ PA-TRI-OTS
better STAY OUT OF SMART CARS
they should never give THE WHITE HOUSE
to a man who APPOINTS COMMIES TO BE CZARS

grandma got runover by OBAMA
walking HOME FROM PROTESTS christmas eve
you could say OBAMAS NOT A COMMIE
but as for me and grandpa we believe
(sing it grandpa!)

grandma got runover by OBAMA
walking HOME FROM PROTESTS christmas eve
you could say OBAMAS NOT A COMMIE
but as for me and grandpa we believe


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