White House Pardoned Turkey Mad as Hell at the TSA: Turkey's Naked Full Body Scan Leaked by TSA

The TSA leaked the naked body scan of the White
House Thanksgiving turkey shortly after its pardon.
To respect the identity of the turkey, BBCW cropped the
picture.

Ah, that Thanksgiving tradition of the President pardoning the White House turkey. It was all smiles at the White House as Obama gave the turkey its pardon, but the following video doesn't describe the hell the turkey went through to get the pardon.



The turkey left the Little Rock, Arkansas Airport early in the morning, where it waited in line for nearly an hour to get through a TSA checkpoint. Once it made the checkpoint, the turkey was irradiated with large amounts of radiation as the TSA gave it a naked full body scan. The naked full body scan picked up a metal object in the turkey, where it then was sent over to a TSA agent for a full cavity search inspection. I am telling you, this turkey's feathers were ruffled this morning, so this illusion all is well at the White House with this turkey isn't an actual representation of the truth.

In comments to the Washington press corp, the turkey wishes Obama would take back its pardon over having to endure the embarrassment and the sexual assault by the TSA that it faces just to return back to the farm in Malvern, AR.