Happy Holidays from the Transportation Security Administration: Your Cooperation Isn't an Option

This public message is brought to you by the good people at the TSA, the Transportation Security Administration. To ensure you and your family even has a holiday season, it is best you comply with our oppressive and intrusive unconstitutional sexual assault at the airports. Yes, we get to touch your junk too. Your cooperation isn't an option.

Thank you,
Janet Napolitano

Department of Homeland Security