TSA Finally Catches a Terrorist: Rapper Kurtis Blow Busted by TSA Pat Down For Contraband

The TSA finally caught a bad guy. It took nearly a million genitals felt up and another two million naked body scans before they actually got one of the bad guys. I am sure the TSA at LAX will be sure use rapper Kurtis Blow, one of the very first, old school rappers as a trophy of their effectiveness.

The TSA's bad guy was caught when Blow opted out of the naked body scan for a full pat down. When the TSA looked into Blow's pocket, they found less than an ounce of marijuana. Yup these yahoos are keeping us safe all right.

The TSA called out Blow who was issued a citation. Don't you feel safer?



On another note, Blow is an ordained minister these days. Just thought you should now.