The Urban Dictionary Defines the International Baccalaureate

As you know, my local school district in Ozark, Missouri, is playing the IB game with parents. They are engaged in promoting the IB curriculum as something beneficial for Ozark students without telling parents about the radical left-wing endorsements of the IB like the United Nation's Human Rights Doctrine that supports Marxist philosophies like the redistribution of wealth and the Earth Charter and its push for radical environmentalism designed to paralyze American capitalism.

I was referred to a link this evening to the Urban Dictionary, which often provides a unique view to define words and ideas based on truths. I was surprised to see they have analyzed the IB and have come up with definitions. #30 is my favorite.

1.	IB
	buy ib mugs, tshirts and magnets A.K.A. International Baccalaureate - A malicious program aimed at the unnaturally brighter population in an attempt to overload their brains, thus reducing them to vegetables without lives. However, a true IB student will respond by adapting and bsing their way through. IB, therefore I BS. IB - Teaching students how to turn shit into gold! by h!$ 0wN Feb 27, 2005 share this
2.	ib
	buy ib mugs, tshirts and magnets A program created in an attempt to control the minds of the youths of the future, implemented by Swiss lawn gnomes, by preventing their exposure to the outside world. The state goals of the program are to provide students with an education rounded out accross five program areas ("groups") - including Language 1, Language 2, Social Sciences, Science, Math, and Art/Option. Additional elements of the program include CAS (a system used to force students out of the house once in a while), ToK (philosophy) and Extended Essay. In an attempt to shove too much information down the throats of students, the program ends up significantly improving the core skill required to succeed in IB: Bullshit. The phrase I.B. therefore I B.S. comes from this. IB teaches students to turn shit into gold. by xypher Apr 22, 2005 share this
3.	ib
	buy ib mugs, tshirts and magnets Commonly thought to be a magnet program, International Baccalaureate is in reality a cleverly disguised plot to steal the souls, sleep, and free wills of high school students. Pros include mad bs'ing skills See also: Academic Suicide I am, therefore I B I B, therefore I stress I stress, therefore IBS 4. IB buy ib mugs, tshirts and magnets The International Baccalaureate Program is an organization dedicated to the predation of young minds through manipulation and psycological brainwashing. It corrupts students into believing that they are part of a priviledged and elite society of more intelligent beings and raises its own prestige by forcing students to commit to nineteen hour work days, thereby causing parents to believe that the massive and unreasonable amount of travail must equate with a higher education. This in turn deters the ordinarily rational parents from protesting when asked to pay absurd amounts of money for exams that their children grow to despise. It is not until their fourth year in this fraudulent program that the participants realize that this course has no effect on the colleges to which they intend to apply. By this time, the student has already dedicated thousands of hours to this corporation (doubt not that it is indeed a corporation) and human nature insists that they complete the program. Its long, unpronounceable and un-spellable name only adds to its supposed prominence. In short, this institution is designed to swindle valuable money and time away from its members by exploiting competitive young adults. an essential part of surviving IB is knowing the intimidating effect of a thesaurus 7. IB buy ib mugs, tshirts and magnets International Baccalaureate - A malicious program aimed at the unnaturally brighter population in an attempt to overload their brains, thus reducing them to vegetables without lives. However, a true IB student will respond by adapting and bsing their way through. IB, therefore I BS. IB - teaching students to turn shit into gold. 14. IB 51 up, 3 down buy ib mugs, tshirts and magnets International Baccalaureate Program. An international academic program sponsored by Satan. It hooks in overachievers with the promise of college credit, then later explains that they probably won't get it. Most people in IB become bleached by their computer screens as a result of never going outside, find it normal to go without sleep for a week, and choose to study rather than eat. In the end they all look like zombies. IB therefore IBS (meaning I Bull Shit or Irritated Bowel Syndrome... both occur often as a result of IB) WHY?!?!?! 30. ib 29 up, 21 down buy ib mugs, tshirts and magnets IB is a way to infuse UN goals into our children at an early age. The only think rigorous about it is they pile on the homework. However, much of the content is watered down. For example, one student complained that "in IB, if they ask you what is your favorite color, you have to write an essay about it", or that 2+2=4 is not the end of it. "TOK" is merely philosophy.  It's a good way to avoid skills and schmooze about politics with kids to make them think socialism across the world is a good thing. But to understand IB, one must understand the UN.... Since its beginning, the United Nations Education, Science and Cultural Organization has been trying to impose an international curriculum to prepare students for world government. More than 500 U.S. schools are now using the International Baccalaureate program, and the Department of Education has just awarded a $1.2 million grant to expand the program in middle schools in Arizona, Massachusetts and New York. In one of its first efforts in 1949, the UNESCO textbook, titled "Toward World Understanding," used to teach teachers what to teach, said: "As long as the child breathes the poisoned air of nationalism, education in world-mindedness can produce only rather precarious results. As we have pointed out, it is frequently the family that infects the child with extreme nationalism." In the 1960s, Dr. Robert Muller, U.N. deputy secretary-general, prepared a "World Core Curriculum." Its first goal: "Assisting...