Top Ten Funniest Items on the Branson Tea Party Patriot HQ's Web Site

Tera Sukman's Branson Tea Party Patriot HQ continues to prove itself as one of the premier unconstitutional Tea Parties in the United States. TPPHQ has recently launched a new Web site, which is even funnier than their last Web site, which I have analyzed in the past.

So here is the list of the top ten funny not so Tea Party items on the Tea Party Patriot HQ Web site:

10. Tera Sukman has stopped giving her unconstitutional opinion and now is relying on the Politico to provide unconstitutional opinions on the front page. The Politico's Michael Kinsley wrote that America is not the greatest nation because of the Tea Parties after the mid-term elections.

9. The Star of David continues to be imposed over the Constitution, despite I can't find one power of the Federal Government to promote, defend, or support any other country with federal tax dollars. What does the Star of David have to do with being Constitutional?

8. The Tea Party Patriot HQ promotes themselves as a meeting place for patriots for Constitutional education. In the Pajamas TV section on the front page is a story about Charlie Sheen.


7. Other than the image of the Constitution with the Star of David imposed over it and selling Constitution DVDs, there is nothing educational about the Constitution on the front page or any other page at this time.

6. The Tea Party Patriot HQ shows more skin than any other Tea Party in the country, proving sex sells once again even in family oriented Branson, MO. How about some cleavage to go with that pocket Constitution?



5. I can't find one mention of any of the founding fathers on any of their nine pages, but I do know they hired a magician--could it be in hopes of pulling off the illusion the Tea Party Patriot HQ is a Constitutional minded organization and not a neo-con front.

4. The Tea Party Patriot HQ removed verbiage claiming they don't endorse candidates.

But they don't endorse candidates... right?

3. The Tea Party Patriot HQ encourages people to visit Karl Rove's Web site. Of course Karl Rove is the ultimate figure in the neo-con movement. Remember, Rove threw Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell under the bus after she won the Delaware Republican primary.



2. They are asking for donations to "defend freedom." Yet they never made a statement indicating any disgust with Republicans who voted to continue killing the Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth Amendments with their recent extension of the USA Patriot Act, nor have the criticized Republicans for falling way short of cutting $100 billion in spending as the national debt continues to rise and will enslave all Americans on their Web site.

1. The About Us page... While there is no mention of Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Benjamin Franklin, George Washington, or any other founding father, we do know Tera Sukman ran the Republican Headquarters in Branson, Missouri, which I guess is her justifying ethos for setting up a neo-con Tea Party that shows more support for Karl Rove than it does Jefferson or Madison.


Here are basically ten reasons why the Branson Tea Party Patriot HQ should not be taken seriously and why you shouldn't part with your hard-earned money to give support to these Tea Party frauds.