The freshman of the 112th Congress gathered on the steps of the US Capitol yesterday for their official class photo. Missing from the photo is Billy Long. Long sent his own personal dashboard Bozo to fill in for him noting you won't be able to tell the difference. He asked Vicky Hartzler to bring Bozo back to the 7th District so he can return dashboard Bozo the Clown back to the dashboard of his F150.
Long is currently engaged in conversation with the House Ethics Committee to discover of Dashboard Bozo can serve on his staff. Long said he doesn't agree with many of the rules in Congress this week, including the rule that he says forces him to sell his auction house and his share of Murney Associates. Long is looking at hiring dashboard Bozo to recoup some of this lost income for having to go to Washington and create the illusion he actually cares about the people of the Seventh, who he continually blocks access from his Twitter account.
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| Bozo at his home on the dash of Billy Long's black Ford 150. |
